I am a hunter of beauty and I move slow and I keep eyes wide, every fiber of every muscle sensing all wonder and this is the thrill of the hunt and I could be an expert on the life full, the beauty meat the lurks in every moment.

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Traveling has ruined my life - gelato edition.

Four years ago I visited Rome and had the best gelato of my life. Each flavour has its own refrigerator set to its own temperature, because, the consistency of a pistachio and a peach is very different and therefore needs its own care. This, is attention to detail.

Please, do your life a favour/ruin your life forever and visit Gelato di San Crispino in Rome.

I found out about this place from the owner of a local free walking-tour. He had tattoos and smoked an entire pack of cigarettes in one hour; he was attractive but his yellow zombie teeth weren’t. He on drove me to a metro station on his motor bike and invited me to a party later on in the week. I never went. 

GUIGUISUISUI X NOISE ARCADE tour! Getting gnarly. Shenyang was amazing! Small world. :)

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I was eating with my friend at Maison Indian Curry when the guy came up to me and asked, “do you speak Cantonese?” He was alone at the restaurant and during his meal he kept looking at me. 

I told him no, but I speak Mandarin, and asked him why. He sat down and said, “I have to tell you a story. You probably won’t like this story. But I need your help.”

"So I’ve been dating my girlfriend of 7 years, and we live together. A week ago, I met this Chinese girl, at the casino, where I work, and we really like each other, to the point where we kissed. I felt bad though, so I told my girlfriend, and she was very hurt, and seeing her being hurt has brought my feelings back for my girlfriend. So now, I don’t know what to do. The Chinese girl tells me that I - have to choose between her and my girlfriend - tonight. But I need more time. I can’t choose now. Her English is poor, especially when she is emotional. So I need you to help me translate all of that and tell her in Chinese, on the phone, when I call her, now." 

I looked for hidden cameras.

Here and there he remarked on how a lot of Chinese go to the casino, and how people think he is an asshole; I try not to judge.

He called her many times and she didn’t pick up, he made me call her from my phone and she didn’t pick up. My eyes were hunting. It’s the Just for Laughs festival in Montreal. And I’ve always wanted to be on Gags.

I said to him, “when she picks up and hears another Chinese girl’s voice, this might not go well.”

Nothing ended up happening but he asked me to just keep calling her during the night and I laughed it off even though he was serious. My friend said to him, “It’s only been a week, and she’s already like this, are you sure you want to get into it?”

We wished him luck.

So, my dear Chinese sister, drama queen of the exotic east: 他需要时间, 他选择不了,你还是放了他吧。

me:I hear working in PR is like the movie the Devil Wears Prada.

hair dresser:then I just gotta work until I AM the devil.